But they’re really good!
Ah- why? Why can’t you change your mind nooooow?
yeah, sure, i believe it. real special mix in the batter, right?
something tells me my better judgement will be swayed by my appetite in a bit.
Do you want some waffles!?
waffles? are you serious? no. that’s ok. i’m sure they’re great and everything but i have this policy about not taking food from total weirdos.
mention them again in like half an hour and i might change my mind.
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oh shit — wait. fuck, not yet. hold on.
… sorry. i had to wait for ike to go to the dining hall. i wanted to surprise you. (/settles down on his bed with his laptop) are you coming over later or what?
You’re seriously with Dorkovan? I thought you were just yankin’ my chain about that … talk about high maintenance, man. He’s literally the biggest chick I’ve ever met.
Yeah. That kid really knows how to piss me off - I told him to quit following me and he started smashing his keyboard. I guess he was expressing his feelings, but whatever it was that he was trying to pass as ‘emotes’ were total crap. Good advice, though, man … I can ignore people pretty well when I wanna. If he keeps it up I’ll probably pound his face in though.
i wouldn’t really use the word seriously … nevermind, just forget it. shut up, he’s not that high maintenance.
yeah i have no idea what the fuck those things are supposed to mean, but same goes for half the stuff that comes out of that little brainiac’s mouth. whatever you do, don’t beat him up. i’ll have to deal with him crying in the dorm all night or something equally as tragic and that’s the last thing i need.
yeah, i know! i wanted you to read it and SEE how much of a butthead you were being!! … you have a headache and THAT’S why you smell? 【・ヘ・?】 i’m not buying any of that! i’m not stupid, you know?
dude don’t freak out on me every time i want some down time in the dorm, remember our little roommate contract and the whole fuck-off rule? wherin when i say fuck off, you fuck off? … the smell was because of your idiot brother’s dickwarmer, stan lost his lunch all over me. the headache came after the fact. but listen, i’m … sorry for being a dickhead about it. i got the ps3 set up if that makes up for anything.
a stupid swedish name, man. geez i hate it i don’t even wanna eat like swedish fish anymore i just want to take a magnifying glass and melt them now. that sounds doable ……. i can work with the beach i guess … kind of boring but … you want lyrics just instrumental pieces? yeah, we can be pretty dark i guess but … it’s never been … homicidal or anything …
i can’t even get a show at a strip club, man, it’s so STUPID … if i play anywhere it’ll be on the side of the road or probably more like in the middle of a freeway since like no one wants anything to do with me. i can get you a drink though …. that’s about it …….
that’s a waste of good candy. but i guess if you’re making a statement or whatever … power to you. do whatever you want with it, it’s just some leftover footage. you’re the musician, i think i can trust you with making the decision on that end. i might need you in a few more weeks if brendon doesn’t snatch you up first for a class assignment. i’m gonna need score for a short film. i’ll pay you in more bud or whatever you want.
that’s rough, man. not even booking any basement shows? i will take you up on the drink, i guess an iou will have to do for the show.
the fuck are you on about… clyde’s no twerp. even if he’s bugging you that isn’t my problem.
kids … ? what. where the fuck did that come from … is this about ike? christ. i can’t help you there. anything you do to try to get him off your back will usually only instigate him to continue bugging you. just ride it out and give him a chance. i didn’t sign up to babysit this semester, but the little dude isn’t half bad.