ivebeencorrupted:

I figure if you don’t like humanity, why would you listen to human music? Not even that, why would you listen to human music as base as Avenged Sevenfold? That leads me to believe that you’re nothing more than the run-of-the-mill angry emotional teen. 

Why do you harm my band, bro. 

Same.

your mom makes bomb ass coffee, bro

nothing-but-insanity:

Scream for your life. You’re perishing.

I know exactly what song you’re singing, which means I know exactly how wrong these lyrics are. It’s “Scream while there’s life left, perishing”.

God, Antichrists these days, don’t know lyrics for shit..

I burped. It tasted like chocolate.

lindsaychrist:

coincidence?

i think not.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Karen stop being hot. It’s not allowed. 

cocainenights:

i don’t have the patience for this shit, man

Pimp slap her next time.

ill-beyoursea:

I’m not touching your nasty butt. 

My butt is quite nice actually.

cocainenights:

i went to make a coffee and the sugar dish was empty and it made me even more cranky than i already was. god dammit. i sarcastically thanked my mom for filling it up and she just said “you’re welcome” 

Bitches, man.